June 2012
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I find it ironic that in The Karate Kid movie Jaden Smith was chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool, and shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys - they were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said “You gotta learn karate from the maintenance man downstairs.”
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I’m kicking major ass in my Physics course. I will be graduated in no time ^.^
I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
– Neil Gaiman (via ceedling)
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Life it is not just a series of calculations and a sum total of statistics, it’s...
– Daniel Libeskind (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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I had a dream a couple nights ago that my dad owned a water store next to a hair salon in an odd small town. There was a festival going on and Bon Iver was there playing live. I was so excited, but I’m not sure why. I don’t even listen to Bon Iver all that much.
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yourcreepyuncle:
what if like your butthole was actually a black hole and the other end of the black hole was some space alien’s trash can like whenever they threw something away it came out of you as poop
and like if you ever had the butt sex the poor alien family would be subjected to watching a human penis appear and reappear in and out of their trash can wondering when...
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rocky horror this month and beach house next? Have to buy tickets for both!
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American Apparel is having a 30% off sale. Check your email for the promo code!
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Today I went shopping in Nob Hill, but every article of clothing I looked at overwhelmed and annoyed me. Now that I’m home I’m getting summer vibes and just want to put together outfits. Sigh. I make things so complicated.
I did however, leave Charley’s with the specials vinyl I’ve been looking for since I was fifteen. My early teenage self is pleased.